Who Killed Santa?

Martina Finn

I run the business. I spend a lot of my time just making sure everyone is pulling their weight and everything is under control. In my spare time, I like to do sign language and play classical guitar. That’s why my nails are long. I’m a bit edgy because I’ve just given up smoking.

Winnie Bailey

I run the company’s office by day and at night I run my husband. I’m the mother of two non-toilet trained individuals. I’m also a softball player. I’ve worked here ever since I left school. I’m very good at shorthand and can type 100 words a minute. I expect everyone else to be as efficient as me, but they never are.

Glenda Drake

I’m a graphic artist. I’m one of the most creative people alive today. I’m also a mother.

Ebony Sutherland

I’m the production manager. I have an eye for detail. I love animals.

Jenna Fraser

I am an account executive and I’m someone that men love. I take care of the client liaison for the organization. My good looks and charm have won many hearts and attracted clients to the business. I am a great asset but they don’t seem to realize that.

Brittany Norcott

I’m the IT person who repairs the company’s computers and backs up all the data. I spend most of my time indoors and could do with a bit more exercise. I admit that I was in love with Santa Claus. I can’t believe someone has killed him. He was so sweet (sob sob).

Regina (Reg) Wells

I’m the President of Gas Plus More convenience stores and gas stations. I’m a great pilot and I love flying planes. I’ve been a friend of Martina for years and her company gets their gas from us.

Rosemary Piper

I’m the boss of SDX TV station. The company advertises on our TV station. I’m into natural remedies but that doesn’t mean I’ve got my head in the clouds. I’m a very effective and firm boss. I just believe everybody should eat healthy natural foods and drink lots of herbal teas. My children are teenagers now.

ACT ONE

1.1 Glenda Drake: As an artist I’m sick to death of drawing Santa. A few years ago, I applied to be one of Santa’s little helpers, but I didn’t get the job. But now as a wife and mother, I feel like I’m just an unpaid elf. When I asked Santa why I didn’t get the job of being one of his helpers, he couldn’t give me a proper answer. I think it was female discrimination but I couldn’t afford to take him to court over it.

1.2 Anyone ____________: Why can’t we have celebrations all year round instead of everyone wanting everything at the same time? It’s crazy. By the time Santa comes to my house, I’m too tired to put out any milk and cookies for him. This should be a real celebration now that Santa isn’t around to bother us.

1.3 Martina Finn: Running this business keeps me as busy as a tinsel maker around Christmas. Santa had a great job – playing with toys all year and delivering them at Christmas. I want his job! Why not? The position’s vacant now, isn’t it?

1.4 Jenna Fraser: Technically I am an account executive, but the real truth is that I’m Mae West in disguise.