Celebrity Celebrations

Ginger Rogers

I am a dazzling singer, dancer and actor. I won an Academy Award for “Kitty Foyle”. When I retired from Hollywood fame, I bought a dairy farm. I am very attached to my dairy cows.

Rita Hayworth

I am an actress, singer and dancer. My most famous role was as Gilda. Some people have branded me as the screen’s sultry love goddess. I married a prince. My face was painted on the atomic bomb, which was dropped on Hiroshima – I’m not sure if this was a compliment or not.

Janis Joplin

I am the first goddess of rock. I have a raw iron soul and sing like a blues mamma. I keep begging God to buy me a Mercedes Benz, but so far he hasn’t.

Marilyn Monroe

I am a sex goddess, singer, actor and model. I spent part of my childhood unloved in an orphanage but now I’m loved by all the men in the world. I am a member of the “Rat Pack”.

Lucille Ball

I am the lady who has made thousands of people laugh with my films and TV shows for over 50 years. I dye my hair red and I am not really a redhead.

Judy Garland

I have sung and danced in thirty-two feature films and I am one of the world’s greatest entertainers. I am a member of the “Rat Pack”.

Bette Davis

I am a husky voiced actress famous for my roles in over 80 films including “All About Eve”, “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?” and “The Man Who Came To Dinner”. I often played “bitchy” type roles and people say I am “a force of nature that could find no ordinary outlet”.

Patsy Cline

I am a country music sensation with a voice people say is never to be forgotten. I started “entertaining” my neighbors when I was only three.

ACT ONE

1.1 Anyone ____________: I want you each to tell me how you came to know Jerry and to be at this party. During our discussion I would also like you to tell us more about yourselves and your relationship with Jerry.

1.2 Bette Davis: I’m still being cast for movies. Only Jerry thought I was past it. He kept trying to talk people out of casting me in parts. That’s what my friends in the movie business have been telling me lately. So I’m not sorry to see the last of the slimy bloodsucker, not sorry at all. He was too pushy.

1.3 Ginger Rogers: Last month at a charity ball I saw Jerry look in my direction and say “Stupid old cow”. I wasn’t sure if he was referring to me or one of my prize-winning dairy cows. But either way I found his remark offensive as my cows certainly aren’t stupid. I came to this party because I wanted to give him some of his own cheek back – the rich cow-hating bully. But I certainly didn’t come here to murder him.

1.4 Marilyn Monroe: Jerry was a fan of mine. Most men are. They can’t help themselves. But I don’t want to just be an “hour glass shape”. I’m sick of being a sex symbol. I want to be taken seriously as an actress. Believe me, I’m not acting when I say I had nothing to do with Jerry’s death.

“Hi, I have attached some photos from my daughter’s Celebrity Celebrations party. I purchased this party for her 11th birthday. She kept telling me that she really wanted to be Marilyn Monroe for her party, so this party kit was perfect. We didn’t get as many kids as we would have liked but the ones that did attend, had a blast.”